Hey Mr. Gay man,
Yesterday, while I, unlike you, was being extremely busy over something, I received a very surprising text message from one of my closest friends. And, do you know what it says? Probably not because you don't know anything apart from being the world's nosiest gay man. So, I shall say it to you, in favor of your minuscule brain. What she said was that you added her and her sisters over Facebook.
Mr. Gay man, how can you be terribly incapable of coming up with at least an acceptable plan? Your style is so old school that you'll make troublemakers really annoyed. Adding my CLOSE friends just so you can spy on me? Haha! As if they won't tell me. AS IF THEY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. :D
Just so you know, from the moment that you sent me that funny gay-ish message of yours over Facebook, I already told my closest friends who you are ( Or WHAT you are, based on my previous blog entry that I made especially for you and Mary Ann Uy). I am hoping that you'll get to read this. Why? Because I don't feel like repeating the things that I already said so I'll tell it here. Just this one time. No repeats.
So, here it is:
I know you well enough to know that you are nothing but a jerk. No. The better description is this: You are a good-for-nothing gay guy who does not know how to place himself where he truly belongs.
If you so badly want to know, I haven't spoken to my father for months now. You'll do well to stop spying on me or my brother or my mom. That asshole for a lady, Mary Ann Uy, would do well to do that, also.
I don't care who you are or whatever connection you have with my father. Just because you know my father, that does not mean that I should know you, too. If you so badly want to hook up with my father, I am so sorry that I can't be of any help. Try other guys, though. Maybe they don't have evil for daughters, like my dad.
I don't hold anything against gays. In fact, I know quite a lot of gays and we get along well. It's just that it'll be TOTALLY impossible for you and me to get a somewhat "okay" relationship. Why? Because you are a jerk and they are not. That makes all the difference in the world.
So, that concludes my message for you. I do hope that you'll wake up to reality soon. Go find some other guy and go spy on someone else. You're not growing any younger, Mr. Gay man. Don't live a life that you'll someday regret.
To tell you the truth, I feel great that at the age of 18, I can give pieces of advice to old gay guys like you. I guess despite my young age, I already did learn things that I'll need to be a much better person someday.
Just so you know, from the moment that you sent me that funny gay-ish message of yours over Facebook, I already told my closest friends who you are ( Or WHAT you are, based on my previous blog entry that I made especially for you and Mary Ann Uy). I am hoping that you'll get to read this. Why? Because I don't feel like repeating the things that I already said so I'll tell it here. Just this one time. No repeats.
So, here it is:
I know you well enough to know that you are nothing but a jerk. No. The better description is this: You are a good-for-nothing gay guy who does not know how to place himself where he truly belongs.
If you so badly want to know, I haven't spoken to my father for months now. You'll do well to stop spying on me or my brother or my mom. That asshole for a lady, Mary Ann Uy, would do well to do that, also.
I don't care who you are or whatever connection you have with my father. Just because you know my father, that does not mean that I should know you, too. If you so badly want to hook up with my father, I am so sorry that I can't be of any help. Try other guys, though. Maybe they don't have evil for daughters, like my dad.
I don't hold anything against gays. In fact, I know quite a lot of gays and we get along well. It's just that it'll be TOTALLY impossible for you and me to get a somewhat "okay" relationship. Why? Because you are a jerk and they are not. That makes all the difference in the world.
So, that concludes my message for you. I do hope that you'll wake up to reality soon. Go find some other guy and go spy on someone else. You're not growing any younger, Mr. Gay man. Don't live a life that you'll someday regret.
To tell you the truth, I feel great that at the age of 18, I can give pieces of advice to old gay guys like you. I guess despite my young age, I already did learn things that I'll need to be a much better person someday.
With utmost hatred,
The evil daughter.
The evil daughter.
For your popularity's sake:
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